skeeve

Do I have a sign taped to my back that says "Only Skeevz Allowed: Apply Within"? Why is it I only get approached by dudes who have soul patches, or are in a frat, or can't speak coherent English, or [for lack of a better term] socially retarded OR find it funny to insult me and then ask me out on a date?

I want this:

I get this:

Am I aiming to lie? Am I out of my league here?