why is it I can never coherently talk to a dude who is remotely attractive? It seems within a year all the confidence I had dribbled out of me pint by pint. What is this? Why have I morphed into a cyberstalking* troll? Why is my love life the equivalent to the new Drew Barrymore movie?
* according to firefox the correct spelling for cyberstalking is "deerstalking".
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